I got a bunch of new t-shirts... here's the ones I got, some are alittle crude, but they're all hilarious!!!
"The cake is a lie
Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator".
Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.
Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.
Employee #1: Really, aw crap. "
These ones are stickers...
